‘COS WE’RE PERTH COONCIL

The weeds are knee high
Long gress isni cut
Roads full o’ pot holes
Public cludgies a’ shut
But we care not a jot
Cos we’re the Cooncil

There’s areas of “No Mow”
Tae save all the bugs
Full ragwort that could kill
All oor cats and oor dugs
But we care not a fig
Cos we’re council

The drains are a’ fu’
Wi’ leaves and wi’ glaur
Causin’ roads tae a’ flood
Divertin’ travellers tae whaur
Do we care? – No
Cos we’re the Cooncil

138k – this big pile o’ cash
Is the Chief Executive’s pay
Runnin’ a council in debt
Poorly run day by day
We don’t care
Cos we’re the Cooncil

J.S. Wan & P.T.M. Iller